Wednesday, September 3, 2014

10 Things I Hate

Alrighty, going along with last week's post of 10 things I love, I will be doing 10 things I hate this week!  Okay, hate is a very strong word, perhaps 'strongly dislike' is a better description, but it doesn't sound as snappy.  :)

#1  Spiders

...need I say more.  This really encompasses most creepy crawly things particularly in my house...like the centipede I found in my kitchen sink this morning!!  YUCK!

#2  Reusing silverware.  

I'm not talking about for a different meal but I have to have a clean fork for my dessert!!  It totally grosses me out!  Going along with this, I also have to rinse my glass out or get a new one if I change drinks...unless it was water to start with.  I do not like my food touching other food.

#3  People who drive like morons.  

Sorry.  I probably could be a little more PC here but I don't think there is a better term for it.  Either I'm just getting old (no comments on my age please!!) or people just keep getting worse when it comes to driving....and parking.  I can't park well.  I'll admit it.  It may have something to do with the fact that my driver's test consisted of backing out of a slanted spot, making four right turns and pulling back into said spot...at the age of 14.  I also don't park up close if I don't think I can park straight.  I'd rather walk a bit farther than take up four spots!!  Totally saw that the other day by the way!  Took the four closest spots and parked in the middle of them all so no one would get near their Dodge Charger!

#4  Exercising

If it feels like work, it ain't happening.  I'll dance till my feet bleed though.  And yes I have witnesses to that fact.  I have no self control if music with a good beat comes on!

#5  Cleaning the kitchen.  

I know, I know, who likes that?  But I would rather clean both the bathrooms in my house than unload/load the dishwasher and clean the rest of the kitchen.  Sad, right?

#6  Crooked things.  

Don't go there, just don't.  I'm aware that there are a million different ways to take that but I assure you I didn't mean them!  I can't stand if a picture is crooked on the wall or something isn't level.  Seriously I have a level that I use all the time!  I eyeball it pretty well too, though.  I am definitely a classic picture straightener!

#7  Goulash 

...or anything like it.  Probably goes along with my whole not liking my foods to touch thing.  I think it's disgusting.  Doesn't matter what's in it or what it tastes like, I won't eat it unless I'm starving and have NO other options.  And I mean NOTHING.  I might eat grass before it...Same goes with tuna noodle casserole.  I have texture issues and there are really several foods that fall into this can't-stand-it-in-my-mouth feeling.  *cough* oatmeal.

#8  Shaving.  

Okay, maybe this is TMI but you would think that with decades of us ladies shaving it off, our bodies would figure out we don't want it there and just stop growing!!  It takes forever and is a daily chore.  And don't even get me started on how much razors cost!  Maybe this is why I like cooler weather.  Pants=less shaving!!  :)

#9  Dog slobber.  

Don't get me wrong, I like dogs, I don't have one, but I like them.  I just don't like when they lick!  Heaven knows where their tongue has been.  Actually I've seen where a lot of their tongues have been and can I just say ewww.  Also I actually break out in a rash if I don't wash it off quick enough, so yeah, not a fan of doggy kisses.

#10  Yard work

...of any kind.  I would love to have a beautifully landscaped garden but unfortunately I can't stand to work outside for more than say about 5 minutes.  It's hot and the weeds are itchy...and half the time I can't tell what's a weed and what's supposed to be there.  If I ever make it big, I will hire a gardener, so I can enjoy the outdoors without having to worry about the plants.  By the way, most plants commit suicide when I come anywhere near them.  They do not like me!

Wow that list was really, really random.  I'm sure there are a lot more but there you go, 10 things I hate....at the current moment!!  :)  What can't you stand?